Well...
Stoney & Wojo, Stoney & Wojo
Sounds like the name of a TV cop show
You may know them as Mike & Bob
They know more about sports than most folks know

On Monday there's humor, Tuesday there's bits
On Wednesday and Thursday opinions and wit
Then on Friday just to be different
Wojo-dumbass makes his picks

Have you even heard Stoney & Woj'
On the rare day when Wojo shows up
And Bruce Springsteen is not on tour
And Stoney is around to say
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo...
You've got What's Your Beef? and Lame Games you could win
Hilarity and hijinks are about to begin
And you can call in

Song Credits
Jeff Priskorn: voices of Eric Cartman, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Wojodamus, announcer
Tony Wynn: keyboards, keyboard programming, voices of Chef, Mr. Hanky
Kris Wynn: voice of Mrs. Cartman

Lyrics: Jeff Priskorn and Tony Wynn (based on the original Stoney & Wojo theme)

Lyrics copyright © 1999, Silent Scream Music, Inc. All rights reserved.
Music copyright © 1998, South Park Holdings. All rights reserved.

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