*Lyrics last updated: 6/28/2002

Got a call from Pizza Man
Came here with a five-year plan
Hired Buddy Bell
Dealt with the Padres
Losing all the time
Panicked and traded

Cecil Fielder for Matt Drews
Tiger fans singing the blues
Look at their sad eyes
Past winning memories
They finally realize
How lousy you made them, oh Randy

Well, you came and you gave us Brad Ausmus
But you sent him away, oh Randy
Then again you gave us Brad Ausmus
But you sent him away once more, Randy

After Buddy came L.P.
Soon he became history
You won't take the blame
For another losing year
You are the reason
Hideo's not here

Now Luis Pujols holds the reins
Fans are having stomach pains
You don't have your job
Cedeno, he is gone
I bet you'd trade Ty Cobb
For a Brian Hunter clone, Randy

You went and got Luis Gonzalez
But you sent him away, oh Randy
Then you went out and got Juan Gonzalez
But you sent him away too, oh Randy

Another season gone
Same old Tiger song
The Copa's never full
We're sick of your same bull, oh Randy

You came here and lost without winning
Thank God you were fired, oh Randy
Your 5 years had stretched into 7
And you've finally gone back to your daddy

Every Tiger you traded's an All-Star
And we've sent you away, oh Randy
Pakistan seems nice, take a visit
And we don't miss you

Song Credits
Jeff Priskorn: vocals, drums
Tony Wynn: guitar, bass guitar
Katie Held: keyboards

Lyrics: Mike Stone, Jeff Priskorn and Tony Wynn
Concept by Mike Stone.

Lyrics copyright © 2001, Silent Scream Music, Inc. All rights reserved.
Music copyright © 1974, English/Kerr. All rights reserved.

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