What follows are several stories written by a Mr. Palooza over the last few years. Who is this man Palooza, you may ask? Well, it's just another alter ego of your friend Phruity, who is, in turn, Jeff. Got it?

Please feel free to devour these tasty morsels of useless, uninspired and undesired wit.

Disclaimer: Reading some of these stories may cause the reader to become gravely despondent.

° The Cinderella Slap: A Fairy Tale

° Clive's Kangaroo Burgers

° Understanding Liam

° Billy's Colossal Bubble

° The FedEx Messiah

° Local Man Enjoys Serendipity of Finishing Jar of Mayonnaise on Day It Expires

° Students See London, France, No One's Underpants

° Big Star Admits He Doesn't Like The Beatles

° Area YMCA To Institute Step-Aerobics Program

° Local Man Lies About Having "Big Plans This Weekend"